Pat's Math Humor

Terror Alert

Apparently a teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of a compass, protractor, and straight edge.

It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement bearing weapons of math instruction.

Early Geometry

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and one slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.

This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.